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Original Message                 Date: 17-Jul-11  @  12:03 PM   -   RE: I made a curry

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2 dayer well good

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Message 21/43             07-Aug-11  @  11:24 AM   -   RE: I made a curry

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lamb neck stew, with home made mint dumplings.

Right, I'll get my coat and go now then shall I.



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Message 22/43             07-Aug-11  @  11:12 PM   -   RE: I made a curry

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bloody hell jock man!! that's some SERIOUS quality looking dishes! are you sure you're in the right business? and btw fiorentina is my number 1 favourite pizza!


and sitar, i spent ages and ages but couldn't think up a single pun about falafel induced siezures. ;) musta been scary tho you poor thing!

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Message 23/43             08-Aug-11  @  07:55 AM   -   RE: I made a curry

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yarp, fiorentina is my fave too.     The doris bought me a pizza stone and a pizza paddle, so we've been making up batches of the pizza base and freezing them. We're knocking up some really nice, quick and easy pizzas.

I do love to cook, but I have a limited reportoire, and I'm sure if you put me up against a real chef, I'd fall quite some way behind.

ahem, now normal Jock service will be resumed.....

I'm busting for a shit, I was too busy earlier because I was teabagging the wife.

Do I win £5 ?



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Message 24/43             08-Aug-11  @  02:15 PM   -   RE: I made a curry

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hehe, yeah i always feel like i'm getting a big healthy hit from spinach and eggs, whereas in a commercial place i aint so sure where the sausage came from, lol








hehe. well next step has to be, build a wood oven in t'garden i guess.

i went to me cousins wedding recently near Lucca, and next day we went to the grooms fathers house for pizza, and they had a wood oven built in the basement of the house. The first batch tbh came out undercookec center and overcooked edges - too hot i guess, but once they got it settled down the pizzas were excellent

oh well i'm off up to tottenham ... i need a new flatscreen tv nyuk nyuk|!

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Message 25/43             08-Aug-11  @  03:31 PM   -   RE: I made a curry

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loot us a blu-ray player please mate. cheers.


Yeah I've always wanted to build a clay pizza oven in the garden, but my garden is tiny, so its finding the room.

Damn, I want pizza now.  Proper authentic italian pizza, not that shit american heart attack on a plate pizza hut bollocks.



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Message 26/43             08-Aug-11  @  11:35 PM   -   RE: I made a curry

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aye, I love Waitrose, you just know that all their stuff, even the essentials range is going to be sourced responsibly and of a good quality.  Im very lucky that the local supermarket is a Waitrose. Its also very quiet compared to other stores, Ive never ever queued at the checkouts ever more than 1 trolley deep, even at Christmas.

We dont have the poncy deli or butchers where I live, Im in deepest Kent, so the people who drive the range rovers are usually either drug dealers or farmers.  Not many poncy pretentious twats twatting around in their Chelsea tractors here. I once asked my butcher where he got his chickens from and he replied Norfolk... and Im like yeah but fucking Bernard Manning is based in Norfolk, cant you be more specific ?.... No   LOL   still, he does some quality joints, of the meat variety.

Facking ell Sitar, nearly taken out by falafel.  That must of been real brown trouser time.  My mate had an allergic reaction to Red Bull, his mouth, lips and throat swelled right up to the point where he couldnt breathe. We just pointed and laughed, eventually someone sobered up enough to take him to hospital.



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Message 27/43             08-Aug-11  @  11:39 PM   -   RE: I made a curry

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oxygene65@gmail.com wrote:
Facking ell Sitar, nearly taken out by falafel.  That must of been real brown trouser time.  My mate had an allergic reaction to Red Bull, his mouth, lips and throat swelled right up to the point where he couldnt breathe. We just pointed and laughed, eventually someone sobered up enough to take him to hospital.
 

wow. yeah i knew a guy that happened to when he didn't know some cookies had ground peanuts and the person who baked them didn't know he had a peanut allergy. 

i wasn't nervous at all. it was more interesting than anything else. i knew i had to get myself to an emergency room though. i asked someone where the nearest ER was and as i walked the few blocks i kept saying to myself, not here. not here, meaning i didn't want to drop right there on the sidewalk.

 



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Message 28/43             08-Aug-11  @  11:43 PM   -   RE: I made a curry

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and sitar, i spent ages and ages but couldnt think up a single pun about falafel induced siezures. ;) musta been scary tho you poor thing!
 

falafel/feltaweful is all i can come up with. i wasn't scared at all. like i told jock it was more interesting than anything else even when the world got blurry. the doctor told me i would have bought the farm if i hadn't gotten epinephrine right then and there. a funny followup to the story was i spent a couple of hours in the ER recovering and on oxygen. they released me and i made it home just in time to do an instance with my World of Warcraft guild that i'd signed up for. priorities. 



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Message 29/43             10-Sep-11  @  12:50 AM   -   RE: I made a curry

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FIRST AO ALL i really pissed secondclly id acnt use opunvctuatin whjile iw pissed thirdly i cant type in this statwe 
however i do appprexiate fooosfd done well . fourthly  how the helll does jock go frm dcat jokes to food critique ill never no (know) .....BLAH BLAHG BLAH  SPECKY SOON drunken bim M  



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Message 30/43             10-Sep-11  @  12:49 PM   -   RE: I made a curry

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  how's the hangover today?

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!



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