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Subject: a new way to drink beer
Original Message Date: 04-Jan-10 @ 03:37 AM - a new way to drink beer
this has been done accidentally 10s of 1,000s of time no doubt and i can't claim to be the first to
do it intentionally but here it is.
i can't lay down an exact recipe because there are too many factors involved, like the
temperature of the beer when you start, the type of beer, and the temperature inside your
freezer. this should not be done with bottled beer as the bottle will break. the beer has to be
canned which usually means it's not the best of beers but here goes.
i'm talking beer Slurpies. stick a six pack in the freezer for 45 minutes give or take. you'll know
it's done when you crack the can open and the beer starts foaming out about as fast as you can
slurp it up. poor it into a glass and you have beer that is somewhere in between liquid and solid
ice. i might just market the idea and call the beer "Burpies" since slurping it up out of the can as
fast as you can in order that it doesn't pour out all over the keyboard tends to cause burping. and
watch for the public offering of "Burpies" stock. It's a sure thing.
do it intentionally but here it is.
i can't lay down an exact recipe because there are too many factors involved, like the
temperature of the beer when you start, the type of beer, and the temperature inside your
freezer. this should not be done with bottled beer as the bottle will break. the beer has to be
canned which usually means it's not the best of beers but here goes.
i'm talking beer Slurpies. stick a six pack in the freezer for 45 minutes give or take. you'll know
it's done when you crack the can open and the beer starts foaming out about as fast as you can
slurp it up. poor it into a glass and you have beer that is somewhere in between liquid and solid
ice. i might just market the idea and call the beer "Burpies" since slurping it up out of the can as
fast as you can in order that it doesn't pour out all over the keyboard tends to cause burping. and
watch for the public offering of "Burpies" stock. It's a sure thing.
Message 11/14 12-Feb-10 @ 05:23 AM - RE: a new way to drink beer
if you haven't had a bavarian beer in a bavarian beer garden you haven't lived. they don't do pints.
they're fucking gallons and delicious. it's an all around experience. the disneyland of beer if you're an
outsider but totally normal if you live there. why the hell wasn't i born in europe. i love the brits,
scandanavians, germans, italians, spanish, and all the others in europe. well...the french i could live
without but heh.
they're fucking gallons and delicious. it's an all around experience. the disneyland of beer if you're an
outsider but totally normal if you live there. why the hell wasn't i born in europe. i love the brits,
scandanavians, germans, italians, spanish, and all the others in europe. well...the french i could live
without but heh.
Message 12/14 12-Feb-10 @ 02:50 PM - RE: a new way to drink beer
I dunno how they manage to drink massive flagoons of beer, it would bloat me out drinking only a quarter of one.
Been to a Belgian Mussels bar and was given a menu of beers. Stella Artois was the weakest beer on the menu !! So that goes to show the sort of stuff they were flogging. Trappist Monk beer at 14% !!!
Thankfully you only get very small glasses, even then you end up having a rectal prolapse and going blind from being so hideously drunk.
Been to a Belgian Mussels bar and was given a menu of beers. Stella Artois was the weakest beer on the menu !! So that goes to show the sort of stuff they were flogging. Trappist Monk beer at 14% !!!
Thankfully you only get very small glasses, even then you end up having a rectal prolapse and going blind from being so hideously drunk.
Message 13/14 16-Feb-10 @ 01:22 AM - RE: a new way to drink beer
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once had a french beer whos name i forget but will never forget the translation or the hangover - "cheats death" beware !
Message 14/14 16-Feb-10 @ 03:57 AM - RE: a new way to drink beer
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NastyM wrote:
once had a french beer whos name i forget but will never
forget the translation or the hangover - cheats death beware !
NastyM wrote:
once had a french beer whos name i forget but will never
forget the translation or the hangover - cheats death beware !
lol
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