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Original Message Date: 21-Dec-09 @ 07:26 PM - Happy Christmas then!

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and hopefuly a slightly more prosperous 2010!

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 11/17 26-Dec-09 @ 08:00 PM - RE: Happy Christmas then!

sitar

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Bedwyr wrote:

thats just the pattern on the lids, theyre jam jars, with
marmalade in them.

we give the nice jars away as presents to family and friends,
sometimes we get them back sometimes we dont, so they get to keep a usefull storage jar for the
kitchen. The big jar with clingfilm around the top is a family pot thats been used for christmas pickled
onions for years in my wifes family.

cool. nice gifts for sure. i love chili pickle. i put it on just about everything. mango pickle too.

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Message 12/17 05-Jan-10 @ 02:05 PM - RE: Happy Christmas then!

Jock

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My sister in law gave me a jar of homemade tomato and apple chutney for Christmas, with a look of pride on her face.

I fucking threw it at the wall and said "I want a proper fucking present you tight slag, if I wanted a jar of pickle I'd go to the supermarket, now wheres the fucking Race n Chase set that I asked for ?"

Then I kicked her in the cunt.

Fucksakes, the cheek of it.

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Message 13/17 07-Jan-10 @ 04:20 AM - RE: Happy Christmas then!

sitar

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Jock wrote:

My sister in law gave me a jar of homemade tomato and apple
chutney for Christmas, with a look of pride on her face.

I fucking threw it at the wall and
said I want a proper fucking present you tight slag, if I wanted a jar of pickle Id go to the supermarket,
now wheres the fucking Race n Chase set that I asked for ?

Then I kicked her in the cunt.

Fucksakes, the cheek of it.

that is just so wrong lol.

i don't think it hurts as much to be kicked in the cunt than to be kicked in the balls. life isn't fair.

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Message 14/17 08-Jan-10 @ 09:57 AM - RE: Happy Christmas then!

Jock Munro

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I dunno. I reckon it would still be quite painful. I've never been kicked in the jacobs. I got karate chopped in them by a girl when I was at school. That was rather painful.

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Message 15/17 08-Jan-10 @ 06:25 PM - RE: Happy Christmas then!

Bedwyr

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it's the pickle, or nothing.

get used to it, shitbags!

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Message 16/17 09-Jan-10 @ 03:45 AM - RE: Happy Christmas then!

damballah

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yes sir!

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Message 17/17 11-Jan-10 @ 12:43 PM - RE: Happy Christmas then!

Jock

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bah, bloody pickle.

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