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Original Message Date: 17-Oct-01 @ 06:58 PM - Footie korner
Message 51/300 14-Feb-02 @ 11:56 PM - RE: Footie korner
we do.
have you heard sven got rushed to hospital? he's got a bad side.
(v. droll, swap sven for your manager of choice)
Message 52/300 04-May-02 @ 09:06 AM - RE: Footie korner
Message 53/300 04-May-02 @ 01:14 PM - RE: Footie korner
Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is
carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them.
He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave. The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on
his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.
Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he
replies with sarcasm " Scouse eggs". The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He rushes back to his cruiser and gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks
what emergency he has that he requires so many officers. "I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the f*ckers have managed to nick a motorbike already".
Message 54/300 04-May-02 @ 03:04 PM - RE: Footie korner
WE ARE THE PRIDE OF ALL EUROPE - THE COCK OF THE NORTH
WE *HATE SCOUSERS AND COCKNEYS OF COURSE*
WE ARE UNITED WITHOUT ANY DOUBT - WE ARE THE MANCHESTER BOYS!!!!
NAR NAR NA NA NA NA NARR NA NA NA NA NAR NAARRR
UH!!!!!!
Jed - MANC born and till I die (i.e. not actually from London)
;)
Message 55/300 04-May-02 @ 04:16 PM - RE: Footie korner
Message 56/300 04-May-02 @ 05:10 PM - RE: Footie korner
Message 57/300 04-May-02 @ 06:04 PM - RE: Footie korner
Message 58/300 04-May-02 @ 08:34 PM - RE: Footie korner
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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