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Original Message 1/12 14-Sep-00 @ 03:32 AM - Joke of the day...

skot_e

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One fine day mister rabbit goes running around the forest. He sees a
giraffe rolling a joint. "Giraffe Giraffe! Why do you do drugs? Come run
with me instead" So the giraffe stops rolling his joint and runs with the
rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant popping pills. Says the rabbit: "Elephant
Elephant. Why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead." So the elephant
stops and goes running with the two.
Then they come across a lion preparing a syringe. "Lion, Lion" cries the
rabbit, "Why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead." The lion with a
mighty roar bangs the rabbit to smithereens.
"No!" The giraffe and the elephant cry "Why did you do that? All he was
trying to do was to help you out!"
"Damn rabbit always makes me run around the fucking forest when he's on
speed!" the lion replies.

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Message 2/12 14-Sep-00 @ 04:53 AM - RE: Joke of the day...

Maarten

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Good one!

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Message 3/12 14-Sep-00 @ 07:45 AM - RE: Joke of the day...

SkuReal7

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A man travel to Canada to shooting bears. He goes to an Army shop an buys a rifle. On the next day he is looking for a bear. As the man sees the bear he shot him. After a while he looks where the bear was but the bear left the place. The man is wondering why he missed the bear. Suddenly the bear take his arm to the shoulder of the man and says: You know the law of the wild wild west? Who shot to a bear and missed him gets fucked from the bear. NOO!! pleas not replies the man. Ok then i�ll kill you. ok do it says the man. A day later fucked from a bear the man goes again to the Army shop and buys a bigger gun. He looks for the bear and sooting!!! Again he looks for the bear but he miised him again. The bear comes from behind and says the law again:Who shot to a bear and missed him gets fucked from the bear. NOO!! NOT AGAIN! replies the man. Ok then i�ll kill you. ok do it says the man. The next day the man buys an bazooka. As he sees the bear he shooting 3 times to the bear. But as he looks for the Bear he recognitzed that he miised him again. The comes to the man with a big smile in his face and said: HMMM i think youre not only here to killing bears right ?!!

Sorry for my bad english, i hope i translated the joke good enough that you can laugh!!

Franky

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Message 4/12 14-Sep-00 @ 08:18 AM - RE: Joke of the day...

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sounds like bob knight...

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Message 5/12 01-Oct-00 @ 01:48 AM - RE: Joke of the day...

Bobby Davro

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Right.....Errr....yep, Darth and Luke Skywalker are battling it out on the Death Star. " Luke, join me and together we can bring order to the galaxy" Darth says, " no father, no never" luke cries. "Luke, i know what you got for christmas" taunts Darth, "nooo...b-but how...how do you know" screams Luke.

".....I felt your presents" replies Darth

< cough >

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Message 6/12 02-Oct-00 @ 04:48 PM - RE: Joke of the day...

Bernard Manning

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Q. why did the feminist cross the road?

A. To suck my cock !

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Message 7/12 02-Oct-00 @ 07:16 PM - RE: Joke of the day...

Les Denis

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A rich middle aged widow tired of being lonely puts an ad in her local paper, reading: 'rich 60+ widow seeks young loving man to share my fortune with, he must never beat me up or run off and he will be great in bed'.

As the weeks go by many applicants come and go, but none match up to what she craves. After accepting defeat she's suddenly woken by the doorbell. On opening the door she looks down to see a man laying on the floor with no arms and legs. "Who are you, what do you want" the old lady say's. Confidently, the man reply's " I'm the man of your dreams, look at me, i can't beat you up and i cant run away for i have no arms or legs.

"So what makes you think your good in bed" the woman asks. The man looks up and with a smug face boasts "i rang the doorbell didn't i"

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Message 8/12 02-Oct-00 @ 11:57 PM - RE: Joke of the day...

909 Inc.

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whew...

Does anybody at least have some
303 - related jokes?

These jokes are just wayyy to funny
for me.. =(

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Message 9/12 02-Oct-00 @ 11:58 PM - RE: Joke of the day...

909 Inc.

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whew...

Does anybody at least have some
303 - related jokes?

These jokes are just wayyy to funny
for me.. =(

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Message 10/12 04-Oct-00 @ 05:47 AM - RE: Joke of the day...

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I see that OSX still isn't working out
for you.People hate our macs because
they're just envious of our sexy G4s.OS
8.6 and 9.04 do the same shit It's not
us it's this site.Go to macfixit and
observe how well it works there.only K
can fix it,it's not our problem!

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Message 11/12 06-Oct-00 @ 12:25 AM - RE: Joke of the day...

skot_e

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sorry to disapoint you 909, but I can't say I've ever heard a joke involving the 303...how about you?

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Message 12/12 06-Oct-00 @ 08:31 PM - RE: Joke of the day...

909 Inc.

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top 9 reasons why a 303 is better
than a woman.

9. It has a on/off switch

8. It lets you stick your jack into any of
its three holes.

7. Won't spend your money on
fashion and perfume.

6. Has on/off switch

5. You can control the volume and
tone of the voice.

4. It does not complain.

3. When you are done useing it, you
just put it away.

2. It makes better use of 4 "c"
batteries and makes them last
longer.

and the number one reason...

1. Has on/off switch!

909 Inc.

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