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Forums - Synths & synthesis
Subject: Joke of the day...
Original Message Date: 14-Sep-00 @ 03:32 AM - Joke of the day...
One fine day mister rabbit goes running around the forest. He sees a
giraffe rolling a joint. "Giraffe Giraffe! Why do you do drugs? Come run
with me instead" So the giraffe stops rolling his joint and runs with the
rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant popping pills. Says the rabbit: "Elephant
Elephant. Why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead." So the elephant
stops and goes running with the two.
Then they come across a lion preparing a syringe. "Lion, Lion" cries the
rabbit, "Why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead." The lion with a
mighty roar bangs the rabbit to smithereens.
"No!" The giraffe and the elephant cry "Why did you do that? All he was
trying to do was to help you out!"
"Damn rabbit always makes me run around the fucking forest when he's on
speed!" the lion replies.
giraffe rolling a joint. "Giraffe Giraffe! Why do you do drugs? Come run
with me instead" So the giraffe stops rolling his joint and runs with the
rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant popping pills. Says the rabbit: "Elephant
Elephant. Why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead." So the elephant
stops and goes running with the two.
Then they come across a lion preparing a syringe. "Lion, Lion" cries the
rabbit, "Why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead." The lion with a
mighty roar bangs the rabbit to smithereens.
"No!" The giraffe and the elephant cry "Why did you do that? All he was
trying to do was to help you out!"
"Damn rabbit always makes me run around the fucking forest when he's on
speed!" the lion replies.
Message 11/12 06-Oct-00 @ 12:25 AM - RE: Joke of the day...
sorry to disapoint you 909, but I can't say I've ever heard a joke involving the 303...how about you?
Message 12/12 06-Oct-00 @ 08:31 PM - RE: Joke of the day...
top 9 reasons why a 303 is better
than a woman.
9. It has a on/off switch
8. It lets you stick your jack into any of
its three holes.
7. Won't spend your money on
fashion and perfume.
6. Has on/off switch
5. You can control the volume and
tone of the voice.
4. It does not complain.
3. When you are done useing it, you
just put it away.
2. It makes better use of 4 "c"
batteries and makes them last
longer.
and the number one reason...
1. Has on/off switch!
909 Inc.
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