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Original Message 1/15 27-May-04 @ 11:15 PM - famous sports commentator quotes
* Winston Bennett- "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
* Murray Walker- F1 Racing Commentator- "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
* Greg Norman- "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my Father and Mother."
* Terry Venables- "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
*Ron Atkinson- "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the premiership, but there are none better."
* Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977- "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."
* Metro Radio- "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field "
* David Acfield- "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer."
* Stuart Hall- Radio 5 live- "What will you do when you leave football Jack? Will you stay in football?"
* True Story- A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too because they were all laughing so hard!
* US PGA Commentator- "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.... Oh my god!!!!! Whahave I just said?!!!!"
* David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics- "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
* Pat Glenn- Weightlifting commentator- "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
* New Zealand Rugby Commentator- "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
* Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator- "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
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Message 2/15 28-May-04 @ 12:45 AM - RE: famous sports commentator quotes
there was a good one the other day, some guy got hit in the nuts with a cricket ball, in a fair amount of pain. commenter goes "and there's two balls left in the over" .. cue sniggers in background
there's a bit on the bbc website with all recordings of "colemanballs" - named by private eye magazine after david coleman who came out with them on a regular basis.
Message 3/15 28-May-04 @ 05:55 AM - RE: famous sports commentator quotes
I know they tried that, and it's not that funny, but I really don't care.
Message 4/15 28-May-04 @ 09:24 AM - RE: famous sports commentator quotes
People with too much time and too many horrors in their own back yard
Message 5/15 28-May-04 @ 10:17 AM - RE: famous sports commentator quotes
Loads of Murray Walker quotes here. F1 has never been the same since Murray retired. Him and James Hunt were the perfect team. Apparently when Murray said "James has just popped out to have a look at the back of the circuit", James was actually out the back of the commentary box having a spliff.
Deano
Message 6/15 28-May-04 @ 11:59 AM - RE: famous sports commentator quotes
A group of 8 or more people found listening to electronic music of ***bpm or more may be searched for drugs and detained for questioning of inciting a rave party
something like that wasn't it ? ^^^^
blu
Message 7/15 28-May-04 @ 12:22 PM - RE: famous sports commentator quotes
Message 8/15 28-May-04 @ 01:59 PM - RE: famous sports commentator quotes
Very excitedly - "Seaman's coming out here!"
It's only a game of football, John. It shouldn't be THAT exciting.
Message 9/15 28-May-04 @ 02:56 PM - RE: famous sports commentator quotes
greg
Message 10/15 28-May-04 @ 06:14 PM - RE: famous sports commentator quotes
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Message 11/15 28-May-04 @ 06:37 PM - RE: famous sports commentator quotes
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what was that headline one that Jock posted?
"Keegan fills Schmeichel's gap with Seaman"
heh something like that...
Message 13/15 28-May-04 @ 10:12 PM - RE: famous sports commentator quotes
Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.
"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.
The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.
The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
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