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Subject: More jokes
Original Message Date: 11-Oct-04 @ 05:06 PM - More jokes
This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says "You're not from round here are ya?"
"No" replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania." The bartender looks at him and syas "Well what do you do in Pensylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist." said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered, now asked "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man looked at the bar tender and said "Well, I mount dead animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar which is staring at him "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"
"No" replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania." The bartender looks at him and syas "Well what do you do in Pensylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist." said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered, now asked "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man looked at the bar tender and said "Well, I mount dead animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar which is staring at him "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"
Message 21/21 21-Nov-04 @ 08:09 PM - RE: More jokes
In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena
Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform
the same hienous act on her husband as her famous sister had done several
years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.
She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh
causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in
serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with... A
Misdewiener.
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