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Original Message 1/8 18-Sep-02 @ 08:36 AM - Joke

Zazza

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A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting.

"I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."

"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder.

"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was
going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is hanging over
the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100
yards."

"Is that when you swore?"

"No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and
grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."

"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.

"Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle
came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly
away!"

"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.

"No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew
near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."

"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.

"No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sandtrap,rolled
onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole."

The two nuns were silent for a moment. Then Mother Superior sighed and said,

"You missed the ing putt,didn't you?"

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Message 2/8 18-Sep-02 @ 08:44 AM - RE: Joke

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haha, thanks.

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Message 3/8 18-Sep-02 @ 08:45 AM - RE: Joke

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Message 4/8 18-Sep-02 @ 09:06 AM - RE: Joke

Zazza

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yeah, oops!

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Message 5/8 18-Sep-02 @ 11:10 AM - RE: Joke

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Message 6/8 18-Sep-02 @ 02:19 PM - RE: Joke

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Stop me if you heard this 'un before. This new young naive priest gets his first assignment in a city parish and he decides to go out for a walk to get familiar with the area and its denizens. A short way into his stroll, a young lady he comes upon says to him "Morning fadda. Want some head? Five dollas." Baffled, never having encountered that term before, he replies, "no thank you, ma'am." This happens several more times before he gets back to the church. He has to find out what this means. So he looks around the church for someone who can clear this up for him. The first person he comes upon is the mother superior. "Mother Superior," says he, "something came up that I'm a bit confused about. What's 'head'?" To which she replies, "Five bucks, just like on the outside."

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Message 7/8 18-Sep-02 @ 02:39 PM - RE: Joke

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lol! - *chuckle*

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 8/8 18-Sep-02 @ 03:57 PM - RE: Joke

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teehee

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