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Original Message 1/10 07-Feb-08 @ 12:44 PM - omg headless corpse!
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 2/10 08-Feb-08 @ 05:34 PM - RE: omg headless corpse!
i think they arrested some bloke from derby. no head yet.
Message 3/10 08-Feb-08 @ 06:46 PM - RE: omg headless corpse!
London can be a bit blart for that can't it? The year I left Stagnant Place (R&A's pad K - remember?) there had been five murders and lots of non-fatal shootings and stabbings, etc. One was a bloke tortured to death over a night -- in the house opposite! A dead Columbian in a bin; drive by shootings at the Rasta house, and a couple of corpses in the park. And that was only by July!!!
Up here in rural England we get gangs of kids and farmers wandering about with shotguns, but they tend to shoot non-human objects such as signs and my phone line, along with any hapless wildlife that's imprudent enough to venture out of its nest/warren/etc. Last year I think there were only 4 murders in the local, twee, market town.
But there is a positive side. My council (and all but two others) invests many millions in weapon manufacturers around the world. If crims didn't buy these guns how would the council pensions get paid? We can't rely on maintaining a few wars in far flung places as there's always the danger that some lefty-pinko-namby-pamby ignoramus will arrange a peace deal. So rejoice at that gun in that teen's hand -- it ensures a sound, socially responsible investment by your caring council.
Message 4/10 08-Feb-08 @ 11:06 PM - RE: omg headless corpse!
wooo hoo!!! i bet a few beers were drunk!
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 5/10 08-Feb-08 @ 11:20 PM - RE: omg headless corpse!
Musineer Productions wrote:
Were all regularly a bit headless around Derby thanks to the truly stunning performance of our footy team.
London can be a bit blart for that cant it? The year I left Stagnant Place (R&As pad K - remember?) there had been five murders and lots of non-fatal shootings and stabbings, etc. One was a bloke tortured to death over a night -- in the house opposite! A dead Columbian in a bin; drive by shootings at the Rasta house, and a couple of corpses in the park. And that was only by July!!!
Up here in rural England we get gangs of kids and farmers wandering about with shotguns, but they tend to shoot non-human objects such as signs and my phone line, along with any hapless wildlife thats imprudent enough to venture out of its nest/warren/etc. Last year I think there were only 4 murders in the local, twee, market town.
But there is a positive side. My council (and all but two others) invests many millions in weapon manufacturers around the world. If crims didnt buy these guns how would the council pensions get paid? We cant rely on maintaining a few wars in far flung places as theres always the danger that some lefty-pinko-namby-pamby ignoramus will arrange a peace deal. So rejoice at that gun in that teens hand -- it ensures a sound, socially responsible investment by your caring council.
the finaly shut it down and actualy bulldozed the fuckin 'rasta hq' place
but what a laugh, paid for by the council, known crack house for years, i mean... what?
fucking council
Darbeh = were they ever div 1? even for a while back in the 70's? ... i used to love their kit tho, it was the best b/w kit cos of the socks and single stripe shorts (wasnt it?)
anyways i had a Darbeh Counteh team for me subbuteo.
Milo btw has announced he wants to do music technology.
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 6/10 09-Feb-08 @ 08:54 AM - RE: omg headless corpse!
40 days and 40 nights in the fucking desert
Message 7/10 09-Feb-08 @ 01:52 PM - RE: omg headless corpse!
water only now
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 8/10 09-Feb-08 @ 03:23 PM - RE: omg headless corpse!
71-72 and 74-75. League champions. Back when it was div 1 to 4 and everyone understood which division was which. And lets not forget they won the FA cup just a year or 25 before that.
Best team in the land. Give their supporters a truly complete experience of being a footy fan. Promotion one year, relegation the next, up and down like a proverbial bog seat. Not like those dull clubs that just keep winning all the time. Footy is more than just kicking a ball into a net. There's the beauty of the game and the, er, social benefits of, er, mixing with folk. You have to remain realistic and sensible as a rams fan. We've got far less penaly points in that Fudgers (F) column than anyone else, and far more bonus points in the Amazing (A) column than any other team. You'll see, we'll win the champions league and the world cup next year
Didn't know the Rastas had gone. End of an era eh? Good for Milo.
Message 9/10 09-Feb-08 @ 10:41 PM - RE: omg headless corpse!
oh what a happy day for the residents i think, it's so peaceful down there now.
yeah i thought derby must have been in div 1 at some time. i dont remember back then who was tbh
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 10/10 11-Feb-08 @ 01:38 AM - RE: omg headless corpse!
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