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Subject: Jock just fell in love with his daughter
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Original Message 1/12 13-Feb-08 @ 07:44 AM - Jock just fell in love with his daughter
We didnt get to have our home water birth. Noreens blood pressure was too high. The midwife visited us at home at 4pm on Tuesday 12th Feb. She wanted us to go to the hospital.
At 6pm Noreen went into real labour. At 01:08am, Jenny finally appeared. Noreen, had nothing apart from gas+air, bless her, just over 7 hours, she'd set her heart on a home birth, or at least a water birth. But she got neither. But she was so strong, she showed why I love her a thousand times over. My beautiful girl, has given birth to a beautiful girl. Just over 7 hours labour, with just gas and air, on a first birth. Thats my girls.
WARNING: Soppy crap baby video.
Jennifer Munro less than an hour after she was born.
Still, she;ll never be as sexy and gorgeous like her Mum.
Message 2/12 13-Feb-08 @ 04:40 PM - RE: Jock just fell in love with his daughter
congratulations jock!
Message 4/12 13-Feb-08 @ 07:58 PM - RE: Jock just fell in love with his daughter
heh, all that loverly green poo to look forward to!,, heh
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Message 5/12 14-Feb-08 @ 12:44 PM - RE: Jock just fell in love with his daughter
sheesh, the green poo. I havent seen anything that toxic since I'd threw up a kebab after drinking guiness with creme de menth chasers all night.
Message 6/12 14-Feb-08 @ 03:42 PM - RE: Jock just fell in love with his daughter
enjoy
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Message 8/12 19-Feb-08 @ 10:17 PM - RE: Jock just fell in love with his daughter
Message 9/12 20-Feb-08 @ 08:25 AM - RE: Jock just fell in love with his daughter
The link is now working. My ISP says I exceeded my bandwidth.
I threatened to send them a dog shit in the post, and strangely enough, 2 hours later my webspace is restored and back online.
Cheeky fuckers.
Message 10/12 25-Feb-08 @ 06:47 PM - RE: Jock just fell in love with his daughter
Message 11/12 25-Feb-08 @ 06:52 PM - RE: Jock just fell in love with his daughter
Message 12/12 27-Feb-08 @ 06:00 AM - RE: Jock just fell in love with his daughter
Its that constant background smell of cheap chicken soup that freaks me out. Ever since the baby was born its been hanging around all three of us. When I have a piss I can smell it, I can smell it on Noreen, (not when she's having a piss, just every now and then) and the baby whiffs of it too.
I dunno if its some sort of weird pheromone thing thats designed to bond us all together, or what. The missus can smell it too.
I dont think its the milk shite or anything like that. Very strange. Perhaps its just the smell of fear and stress !!!
Or fackin sleep deprivation.
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