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Subject: heh heh
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Original Message 1/10 18-Sep-09 @ 12:15 AM - heh heh
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 2/10 18-Sep-09 @ 03:53 AM Edit: 18-Sep-09 | 03:56 AM - RE: heh heh
sustained only minor injuries. yet another argument for using protection. :P
someday puns and shite dance tracks will rule the world. i'm a man ahead of his time!
Message 3/10 18-Sep-09 @ 04:06 AM - RE: heh heh
Message 4/10 18-Sep-09 @ 04:28 AM Edit: 18-Sep-09 | 04:37 AM - RE: heh heh
nothing like having a healthy sex drive i always say.
even i'm not going to say anything about the hershey highway.
hey damballah. always great to see you here.
Message 6/10 18-Sep-09 @ 12:05 PM - RE: heh heh
i remember whan i was like 10 i read this daft thing which was puns on names - trust me, i think it was Readers Digest, stuck nowhere on holiday or at me grannys or somehting, with nothing else to read... it was right up your street
eg: The Swedish barman... Lars Torders
or the French Ballroom Dancer... Charles Louis Dance
or the nautical archer... Bosun Arrows
omg *explodes*
I've been getting some good jokes from one of my lesbian mates, she sends them by text at random
eg:
My friend told me that he is having really great time shagging a real hot chic... AND her twin!!
I said "Wow! How do you tell them apart?"
"Easy... her brother has a moustache!"
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 7/10 18-Sep-09 @ 03:37 PM - RE: heh heh
i think i read some puns and jokes in readers digest when i was a kid. my mom used to subscribe.
those are horrible puns lol. the twins joke is funny.
Message 8/10 18-Sep-09 @ 09:39 PM - RE: heh heh
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they are clever tho, especialy the charles-louis one
here's that classic VIZ cartoon again.. not sure u saw this
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!
Message 9/10 19-Sep-09 @ 01:44 AM - RE: heh heh
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King of the snakes
Lord of the Loa
Master o the vodou......
.....you surely is dry!
Message 10/10 20-Sep-09 @ 01:46 AM Edit: 20-Sep-09 | 03:57 AM - RE: heh heh
that cartoon is great. and let's face it...every crazy piece of music needs a locomotif
i could also see a cartoon with another mode of transportation in the middle of a studio for a guy
whose genre is drum & bus
or a colorfully painted streetcar in the studio for a guy whose genre is psychedelic trams
or a travel agency offering complimentary beer in the middle of the studio for a guy whose genre
is trip hops
or an oil barrel with a foot up the ass of the guy who's looking for the best kick drum
or a beet in the studio, taking 5 and smoking a cigarette for a guy whose genre is break beet.
or a big beet in the studio...oh nevermind
i should just bite the bullet and hire myself out to studios as comic relief
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