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Subject: important questions and real answers
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Original Message 1/1 20-Dec-09 @ 02:17 AM - important questions and real answers
Things you've always wondered about the U.S.
Q. Which U.S. city do you go to buy apples?
A. Indianappleis
Q. Which city do you go to buy small apples?
A. Miniappleis
Q. Which place do you go to buy just one apple?
A. Anappleis
Q. Which state is named after a married 1960s flower girl?
A. Mrs. Hippy
Q. Which U.S. city do you go to buy boneless fish?
A. Filletdelphia
Q. Which city do people with a lisp go to buy music kit?
A. Synthcinatti
Q. Ever notice that in the U.S. new model cars are introduced in the Fall?
A. Why do you think they're called autumnmobiles.
Q. Washington D.C. What ever happened to Washington A.C.?
A. Still researching that one. Check back later.
Q. In which state do people no longer have that "glow" around them?
A. Aura gone.
Q. Want to buy a pencil from a vampire?
A. Pencilvania is your best bet.
Q. Why does Jefferson City put so much money into its tourist industry?
A. Because Missouri loves company.
Glad I was able to clear all that up.
Q. Which U.S. city do you go to buy apples?
A. Indianappleis
Q. Which city do you go to buy small apples?
A. Miniappleis
Q. Which place do you go to buy just one apple?
A. Anappleis
Q. Which state is named after a married 1960s flower girl?
A. Mrs. Hippy
Q. Which U.S. city do you go to buy boneless fish?
A. Filletdelphia
Q. Which city do people with a lisp go to buy music kit?
A. Synthcinatti
Q. Ever notice that in the U.S. new model cars are introduced in the Fall?
A. Why do you think they're called autumnmobiles.
Q. Washington D.C. What ever happened to Washington A.C.?
A. Still researching that one. Check back later.
Q. In which state do people no longer have that "glow" around them?
A. Aura gone.
Q. Want to buy a pencil from a vampire?
A. Pencilvania is your best bet.
Q. Why does Jefferson City put so much money into its tourist industry?
A. Because Missouri loves company.
Glad I was able to clear all that up.
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