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Subject: Jeremy Clarkson was right
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Original Message 1/5 08-Jan-10 @ 10:06 AM - Jeremy Clarkson was right
In the past 2 weeks, and my wife will back me up on this, every single nob, twat, c*nt on the road has been driving an Audi. Usually some twat in his 20's-30's with too much hair gel and a power shirt thinking that he is Alan Sugar.
I'm so tempted to get an old shit heap of a car for £50 and just drive around ramming them off the road.
Message 2/5 08-Jan-10 @ 01:17 PM - RE: Jeremy Clarkson was right
NastyM
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I also noticed that on another posting there appears to be great interest in cooking ....... this was quite puzzling for a while till you pointed out you've been posting messages for around 12 year.
Did you ever imagine 12 year ago you'd have been sat typing comments on asian food and grumbling about fast cars ...... time has finally shafted us all, gone are the weeks of trying to piece together your life from other peoples memories !
Message 3/5 08-Jan-10 @ 01:29 PM - RE: Jeremy Clarkson was right
yeah i always fancied an old banger with special angle-iron bumpers welded to it for just such a purpose jock
but i think what you need is to get to the mod sales site and pickup an old scorpion armoured car.. try clamping that fucker!
one of these maybe for 7.5k? should do the trick! I'd like to see them lift that onto a lfatbed truck for towaway
http://www.mod-sales.com/direct/vehicle/,37,/23166/FV_439_Tracked.htm
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Message 4/5 08-Jan-10 @ 09:54 PM - RE: Jeremy Clarkson was right
NastyM wrote:
welcome to my world ...... thats the £50.00 piece of shit by
the way
I also noticed that on another posting there appears to be great interest in cooking
....... this was quite puzzling for a while till you pointed out youve been posting messages for around
12 year.
Did you ever imagine 12 year ago youd have been sat typing comments on asian
food and grumbling about fast cars ...... time has finally shafted us all, gone are the weeks of trying to
piece together your life from other peoples memories !
come to think of it, we were posting about food and cars 12 years ago too.
i drive a cadillac. its the first caddy i've driven and i actually like it. bmw motorcycles are awesome. i
had a k series bmw. was the smoothest bike i've ever ridden.
Message 5/5 09-Jan-10 @ 03:43 AM - RE: Jeremy Clarkson was right
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